Have you ever been stuck in your local village or town without your carrot? How embarrassing! Well fear no more, with our next minute delivery service we can instantly send you, your carrot with minimum fuss and delay. Just register now for your instant passport, just include your name, address, and possibly a photo of your self to give you the passport.
Your Carrot . . .
There are many carrots to choose from in our range, here are just a few to choose from.
Rotten Gangreen Carrot C 3.99
Big Obese Carrot C 4.99
Smelly One That No-one Likes C 0.20
Celebrity Carrot C 3.50
Big Nosed Carrot C 4.80
And there are many more to choose from in stock.
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The Service We Provide
The service is quick, reliable, and FREE ( And False ) But anyway its very quick to do. All this depends though how far away you live from the moon. for every mile you live away from the moon, we charge an extra of C 0.10, but we offer a free service if you live 100 miles or less away from us, Now thats GREAT value ! ! ! but approximately, earth is 250,000 miles away from the moon.
The Standard Package
The standard package that you get PER carrot, includes your requested carrot, a raincoat, a small moose shaped toy, nappies, hairbrush and carrot food. Other special packages may include Carrot Sunglasses, Carrot SunCream, Carrot Injections against common diseases, Anti-Theft Carrot Devices, Chipping of Carrots, Leads, Prams, Cars, Rockets, Gold Carrot Bars, Carrot Shaped Diamond Rings, Diamond Carrot Cars, Carrot Currency (C), Carrot Contients, Carrot Shaped Planets, and Carrot Constanlations. ( Subject To Terms And Conditions )
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Delivery Of Carrots . . .
Carrots that are delivered, are always kept in prestine conditions. Although returns are unacceptable. Sorry. We you could try, but you wouldn't get very far because we live on the moon. Anyway, the carrots should be delivered instantly depending if our teleporting devices are working. But since we have not brought any, a possible delay on all deliveries may apply. Every carrot delivered is specially carried out by messenger turtle. As shown right. Thanks Very Much For Your Order.
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